Went out to lunch with my dad, we met up half way between both of our houses. My dad's GPS had us going around a little bit instead of going right to the restaurant, a couple of missed turns, wrong ways, double backs, etc. There was this guy behind my dad, and in front of me puts on his turn signal and moves into the left turn lane 1 turn before the light. I guess that he really wanted to turn at the light so he started to come back over into my lane, until he realized that I was right next to him while passing. After that near miss, he gets behind me and then comes around to the passenger side of my vehicle. He flips me off with an angry look on his face, as if I was somehow responsible for him getting into the wrong turn lane. On a side note, I believe that they have medication for premature 'actions'. So of course I just blow him a kiss and mouth that I love him. This seems to get him quite upset and he acts like he is going to roll his window down all while telling me 'I'll fuck you in the ass'. I give him some ASL for 'please' and 'I love you' while blowing him more kisses, he just kept looking at me angrily repeating 'I'll fuck you in the ass, I'll fuck you in the ass'. It's not every day that I get hit on while driving, and I try to take it as a compliment.
Good day to you sir, I wish you well in your search for your perfect gay lover, might want to try a bar that caters to that sort of activity.
